Hello friend. Tis me, Preston. Welcome to the news page! Here I shall keep you up to date on all the strange happenings both in the world and on the site.
- News Page was created. Yay.
- Creation of File #4 in progress. File pertains to CIA researching //CENSORED// and //CENSORED// in the 1970's.
- Currently researching how NOT to take an elevator at the Cecil Hotel.
- Fed butterfly on home page.
// startup News.exe
- verify News.exe
- scan News.exe for lies
// last login: 2/18/2021 username: Preston